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A word used to describe people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs.
God that hot chick is such a smirt, I wish I smoked.
Smirt by Jack Denny October 1, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
a person who looks dorkish ; someone who lacks charisma, funny looking ; strange looking
Person 1: *in disgust* Look at the way he dresses!!
Person 2: He is SUCH a smirt...
smirt by Marcus A. February 25, 2005
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When a nigga say sum bitch ass shit or when a nigga get being irritating asl
Sally: Dis nigga dick little
Derell: Shut the fuck up smirt ass hoe
Smirt by bsbdbdndjksmsb March 22, 2022
When a person says some bitch ass shit or when a person does something that irritates the hell out of you
Sally: "This is not your word"
Derek: "Shut up you being smirt as hell"
Smirt by Petty man March 22, 2022
A modal particle which can express the 'overall' intent of an abstract, undefined supreme power entity which could also be described as the 'greatest force beyond'. It could be used in a variety of different ways, typically adding a level of nuance that relates to emphasizing the underlying complimentary meaning under an odd number of levels of potential irony within the context, that may or may not be applied or intended by the speaker.

Can also be used as a verb to a similar effect, with an additional focus on negation of compulsory semantic instability by lexical distractions.
I like smirt the dress because of the snail in the cave
Smirt by Ackuk123 April 14, 2024

SMIRT goal 

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound
That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one
SMIRT goal by CWimby March 1, 2023

Lite Smirt 

This term is mainly used for affirmation or to express excitement. Synonym for "hell yeah".
Person 1: "We just ordered some wings."
Person 2: "Lite Smirt!"
Lite Smirt by briankel522 November 11, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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