SMFPO 

Shitting my fucking pants off

Ryan: yo wtf u doin bitch?
Seth: gtfo, i'm SMFPO!!

SMFPO by Tomce October 1, 2007

Smfpp 

An acronym for the phrase "Shake my fuckin' PP." Used as a more severe substitute of "Smh," for when it's just not enough to express the sheer disappointment you feel at the target.

Guy: Yo, did you hook up with her or no?
Guy 2: I sent you a text earlier about that very fucking topic smfpp.

Smfpp by Micaiah Spice Latte November 4, 2018

smapoyb 

Send Me A Pic OF Your Boobs! can be used to ask a girl to dew that when you dont feel like typing it out or sounding to desperate.

guy: heyy whats up?

girl: nothingg getting dressed..

guy: smapoyb

girl: huh?

guy: urbandictionary it.

smapoyb by pinecones6669 December 26, 2010

smapoyd 

Send me a pic of your dick

aim conversation
dynamite worm: SMAPOYD
adrenalinmother: i don't even have a dick!

smapoyd by DenaBromley December 29, 2007

smfho 

Shake my f***ing head OFF! Being so frustrated with something that the act of shaking ones head actually seperates the head from the body.

He was so frustrated with the bass players text response he replied SMFHO.

smfho by RussianKooter December 19, 2017

smfooma 

acronym for "suck my fart out of my ass"

"hey pick that up for me"
-"SMFOOMA"

smfooma by Ms.Taemin March 13, 2011

sfpos 

sfpos;
stupid fucking piece of shit.

- noun

1. an object, quantity, entity, or creature, that is stupid, fucking, and shitty.

2. some object that is not specifically or literally stupid, fucking, or shitty, but is otherwise objectionable or irritating.

My sfpos car didn't start today. I had to miss work.

I am neither made of, nor covered in shit, engaged in copulation at this time, nor have a below average IQ. Therefore I am not a sfpos.

sfpos by patronyme June 22, 2010