single king

A guy who has the status of being too good for a girlfriend. One who plays the game but doesn't let the game play him.

Single kings usually hunt in packs, but a ruling of every man for himself usually applies to most prowling situations.

"Who cares if you have a girlfriend? The same pussy gets boring...the world is my oyster...or maybe even sweaty clam"

single king by Mambo February 16, 2005

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Singlelingual

Can only speak one language fluently.

"I'm in Spanish 4 and I'm still singlelingual"

Singlelingual by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010

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singlewinggle

When you really want to make your point!!

Ii love when you kiss me every singlewinggle time.

singlewinggle by Goodblatt June 24, 2023

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singlelingual

A singlelingual is a person who is truly by themselves. They are incapable of making any meaningful connections, and they can also not speak more than one language.

“Hey, have you seen Jerry around recently?”
“Nah, he’s a total singlelingual.”
“Wow, what a loser.”

singlelingual by Whymsyrose March 14, 2021

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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