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SILKY SLIM 

SILKY SLIM...AKA...MARK ROSS...A 6'5 TALL WHITE GUY FROM KINGS MOUNTAIN, NORTH CAROLINA...KNOWN AS ONE SMOOTH, COOL AS DUDE...BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE HE CAN BE A SILENT ASSASSIN...A REAL PLAYA FROM THE HIMALAYAS...MR TAKE YO CHICK
PERSON #1...HEY GIRL,I AM LOOKING FOR SOME GUY NAMED SILKY SLIM...WOULD YOU BY ANY CHANCE KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT...

PERSON #2... YEAH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...HIS NAME IS MARK ROSS AND YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL...

PERSON#1... WHY SHOULD I BE CAREFUL

PERSON#2... BECAUSE EITHER WAY IT GOES... HE WILL FUCK YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
SILKY SLIM by SILKY SLIM December 1, 2022
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Silly little slime ball 

When some one is being a silly little slime ball
This phrase can be used in many different contexts such as
“Stop being a silly little slime ball”

“Stop being a very silly little slime ball”

“Quit being a silly little slime ball”

“I wanna suck your silly little slime balls”

silkyslim 

The coolest person ever
Man, silkyslim is so goddamn cool.
silkyslim by Cpt. Awesome August 30, 2003

silkyslim 

buttfaggatorium. 'nuff said
helo i am silkyslim i leik mansecks with kevb0
silkyslim by kevb0 September 1, 2003

silkyslim 

Haets teh kevbewb D:<
silkyslim by SilkySlim September 13, 2003
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