Silicon 

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.

I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.

Silicon by Mike May 13, 2005

silicon 

What Tera Reid is made out of.

Your silicon boobs make you look a whole lot better(and bigger). Thanks silicon for making this all possible!

silicon by Ipacock April 26, 2006

Silicon 

The second most common substance found on the earth's crust, making up 25% of the earths crust by mass*,

Silicon is the best semiconductor/dielectric, this has resulted in it being used primarily in computing: motherboards, graphics cards, smart-phones, t.v's, microwaves, blenders, cars...etc. Silicon is simply a common metalloids/rock extracted from the earths crust, and sold to you by a company.

it was first discovered in 1787, however christians were too busy killing everyone, for anyone to figure out how useful this rock really was.

In the future (when privacy becomes illegal) silicon chips will be implanted into the back of everyones hands, this chip is called the rfid. But until another catastrophe is upon us(orchestrated?) and people are convinced to sell their very last bit of freedom for safety, silicon will only make the headlines when its embedded into the tits, lips and arses of the overblown self-satisfying unnecessary celebrities.


*the first most common substance in the earths crust is oxygen

Silicon powers the two most powerful agents known to man: computers and tits.

Silicon by radical3 October 21, 2008

silicon 

Silicon is a chemical element with symbol Si and atomic number 14. It is a hard and brittle crystalline solid with a blue-grey metallic lustre; and it is a tetravalent metalloid and semiconductor. It is a member of group 14 in the periodic table: carbon is above it; and germanium, tin, and lead are below it.

Silicon anode materials for lithium batteries

silicon by Silicon Carbon September 13, 2018

Silicon 

It is a non-metallic element.It is also the most plentiful element in the Earth's crust after oxygen.
When heated, silicon will form silica/silicon dioxide
The word equation for silicon is:
Silicon + oxygen -> silicon dioxide

Silicon is combined with other elements to form silicon compound such as silica or silicates.

Silicon by smallsciencefacts September 19, 2018

silicon 

Sexy pimp who rapes at mega team fortress.

silicon by Darren Cingel June 28, 2003

Silicon Volcano 

An extremely robust female who's tetas are obviously fake.

Even though those are silicon volcanoes, they still hot.

Silicon Volcano by Seven O Seven September 14, 2016