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shut up bitch 

i said shut up bitch to my friend
shut up bitch by jj2x3 February 12, 2020

shut up bitch swallow 

a line from birdman and lil wayne's song pop bottles
Okay start straight shots and then pop bottles
Pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow
If you cant swallow, shut up bitch gargle
Straight up out the water wit my Mark Jacob's goggles
Im fresher than a mufucka, yea Im a mufycka
No I wouldn't take ya girl but I should take her thong from her
Could you tell I love woman, like no other woman
Oh Im sorry sweetheart, I thought you were my other woman

shut the fuck up bitch 

When someone tries to explain something, and has a loud voice, and you randomly shout out, "Shut the fuck up Bitch!" and make them rage.
Raid leader: Okay guys we are about to try ......

Random Pug: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! JUST SHUT UP!
shut the fuck up bitch by Cretus April 10, 2017

shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker 

when you unleash your rage on a dickhead because they cant stop singing
shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker

shut up, bitch 

first used on impressingroom.com when the user abandon talked, but now can be used on anyone. it means shut up, and also that you suck
shut up, bitch by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Shut The Bitch Up 

“man i hate carrots”

“SHUT THE BITCH UP!!!!!”
Shut The Bitch Up by DjBotox3000 February 26, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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