Shortys

Really good skateboards.

"That shits got pop," shortys slogan.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

shortys

a skateboarding company

I just bought a Shorty's shirt at Pac Sun

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Shortys on bang

is a hot as girl or braud that u wanna get busy with ..

a very attractive female
any women thats not fat

Shortysonbang.com is shortys on bang

everytime u see a shortys on bang ., jus announce to whoever your with , (within reason . lol)

your pointing out shortys on bang to your buddys at the club

Damn theres a tight ass shortys on bang

Shortys on bang at the mall

Shortys on bang at BP

Shortys at bang at the beach

Shortys on bang all over ,

by william holdin September 6, 2011

shortys 4 lyfe

When you have a short friend that has a friend group and this is his famous fraze.

(also he’s the popular kid)

Yo bro, shortys 4 lyfe. ;3

by Catonic777765 October 23, 2022

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Moldy Shorts

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

Shortism

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021