SHLUB

A person on the internet who doesn't understand the joke; primarily used in social media

person 1 "This joke is offensive should be taken down" person 2 "no Shlub be quite"

by WatermeIIon June 29, 2020

shlub

Working class man who is taken advantage of by management

Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub

by Miguel June 19, 2005

shlub

a person of absolute uselessnes

dude the Big Dizz called off again, what a shlub

by superchevycamaro October 15, 2010

Shlub

A person who doesn't deserve to be alive, a useless, impeccable, inferiority to life itself, a literal waste of space.

Carl you fucking shlub

by OGLEGENS January 24, 2016

Shlub

A pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. One that makes mistakes, clumsy. Has a hardtime gettin' ahead. Winner of a Darwin award. Alt spelling: schlub

The poor shlub...he didn't know it was loaded.

by GaelicSpeakingSheepDude April 10, 2009

Shlub

A fat lazy person who doesn't care about anyone but themselves.

Person #1 are you gona help me clean
Person #2 nah you can do it ur self
Person #1 ugh shlub

by HASHBROWN47 March 20, 2015

shlub

Someone who can't spell schlub

* Derr you're a shlub.

* Yeah, well you're a schlub.

by manhattantransfer December 31, 2012