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When your feet are cold and you want to put them between your spouse's legs to warm them up and you accidentally stick your toes up their ass hole
I think I just got shit toed.
Shit toe by Zarski32 September 24, 2018

The Toe Shit Spinner 

When you finger your girls anus with your toe in a circular motion.
When we were doing hacky sacky last night, I gave her the toe shit Spinner

Shit ass on the toe 

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes 

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!
this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!