John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
A phrase meant to convey proof of the fact that a form of sexual congress with a woman was so recently enjoyed as to leave a lingering scent upon the man's "active" fingers. See fingering.
Generally accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of the index and middle fingers of one hand extended together and held out under someone's nose.