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Second Round Draft Pick 

Someone who is denied to take a hit on the first bowl smoked and is forced to wait until the second bowl goes around.
No no dude your a second round draft pick you have to wait till later

second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon 

An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.
Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.

Second-rounder 

In the dating game, a second-rounder is a person who didn't get married in their 20s like 1st rounders. They're usually still in "game shape" for sport fucking, but for whatever reason, the mental game never clicked and could never get married and retire from The Game.

Second-rounders are typically primo picks for divorced 1st rounders who are still in Game Shape themselves, but now have to get back into The Game
A milf got married and had babies, but a Second-rounder never got picked from the sidelines before their 30s.

rounding second

When u touch another persons genitalia. It is consentual, if it wasnt, it would be bad
Friend: Hey man, how far did u get?

Other friend:oh... I was rounding second
rounding second by derekdude April 16, 2009

Secondrounder 

30 something yuppies, who in their late 20's blindly decided to get married and shortly after the dust settles find themselves divorced, with alimony, and at your local corner bar drinking the latest trendy drink and eyeing the crowd for their next victim.

Not to be confused with a Cougar; Secondrounders are younger with or without children but looking to marry again.

They also travel with their best friend who is still married and provides emotional support until a new mate is found, this is done in the hope that couple to couple outings to Home Depot and generic strip mall restaurants can recommence.
"That party was filled with nothing but married couples and secondrounders!"
Secondrounder by Trad Hughes April 2, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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