SCIENCE!

Subtly different from regular, or garden, science, SCIENCE! is when reality starts to break down in a haze of maniacal cackling. Any idiot can practise science. It takes a real psychotic genius to pull off SCIENCE! The capital letters and exclamation mark are important.

Newtons laws of motion are science. Frankenstein's monster was SCIENCE!

Performing SCIENCE! occasionally leads to angry mobs attacking your isolated castle, wielding pitchforks and burning torches.

"B-but that's impossible! It shouldn't work! It can't work! It doesn't make sense!

"Nothing is impossible for SCIENCE!"

by Zakrael February 2, 2008

SCIENCE!

The event in which, while gaming, something unexpected happens and you need to explain why.

Alternatively it is used to explain why you are doing something difficult or boring but provides rewards on completion.

Finally it can be used as a good old exclamation in everyday life.

Example 1)

*Character is floating in mid-air*
Observer: What!? How is that possible!?
Gamer: SCIENCE!

Example 2)

Observer: Why are you going all the way over there for a sword?!
Gamer: because SCIENCE!

Example 3)
Person: SCIENCE!

by Jigsaw232 September 2, 2011

SCIENCE!

It works, bitches.

SCIENCE! can be: I(f) = ((2hf^3)/(c^2))(1/(((hf)/(e^kT))-1))

by Kiousu July 6, 2009

Science

S ystematic

C omprehensive
I nvestigation and

E xploration of

N atural

C auses and

E ffects

I thought science was just a word until I saw what it stood for.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020

Science

Magic but explainable

Yeah Science!

by Urgent_lemon the bi boy October 20, 2019

Science

An atheist’s favorite religion.

Science

by Fadeider August 30, 2021

science

Something that works, bitches.

Bonus points if you can identify the science being used.

by moviepyro512 August 16, 2009