SATS

Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.

"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS

by Munky! January 13, 2009

sats

that is short for Smiled And Then Stopped - SATS because come on you never really lol (laugh out loud) when texting

i dont say 'LOL' anymore i say 'SATS' because im cool!

by jas567 October 29, 2020

sats

An abbreviation for " Sorry about that sir "

I contacted a local business and asked a question.
The person who answered the phone apologised and said " Wouldn't have a clue, sats "

by Stias September 24, 2005

SATs

Standard Ass Titties. Usually B cup.

Jack: "Maggie over there is at least a B cup."
Bill: "Yea man, she has got some straight SATs."

by The Jug Tuggler June 29, 2010

SATS

Slutty Ass Teenager Status. Usually making fun of people who think they're grown and hot shit. (;

GWS?! Nahh, I think SATS!

by McNasty, Mama Cass, Emi June 7, 2011

sats

a slang term for a care bear (from the tv show)

today i saw a sats walking down the street

by brianpeppers December 28, 2005

SATS

A torture device that college students need to use. (It's really just a hard test)

Jimmy: Why are you sad, man?
Tom: I had to take the SATS.
Jimmy: I know how you feel.

by SuperDuckwithpucks April 1, 2019