SATS

A torture device that college students need to use. (It's really just a hard test)

Jimmy: Why are you sad, man?
Tom: I had to take the SATS.
Jimmy: I know how you feel.

by SuperDuckwithpucks April 01, 2019

IReady

A website that tortures you with useless statistics.

Person A: Man, why have you been sitting in this bar for 3 hours?
Person B: We're doing IReady instead of that pizza party tomorrow.

by SuperDuckwithpucks April 01, 2019