sales 

A job or category of jobs where you make lots of money for doing absolutely nothing. Most people who work in sales think they work hard. They make people who actually do work hard (people in manual labor and some management positions) extremely pissed off. In sales you make some phone calls, send a few emails, occasionally close deals and make tons of money. Most of the time people who work in sales make their money by screwing people over and taking their hard earned money by making them think they need the product or service you're selling.

I fucking hate people who work in sales. They sit on their asses all day making phone calls and talking to people. They make a shit ton of money every year and then turn around and bitch about how tough their lives are

sales by jimmy james jackaroosky April 5, 2011

Sales 

Usually something found at Walgreens.

"NOW THOSE ARE SOME FUNNKY SALES!"

"I know! 1/25 cents, and 2/$1.00.... Now those are some buy-worthy sales .

Sales by DaRk3$tNiGGeRr November 22, 2011

sales weasel 

A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.

That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.

sales weasel by Dr. Fuego January 27, 2004

Sales Bastard 

Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.

I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!

Sales Bastard by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009

sales director 

A person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.

sales director by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Sales Tax 

(n) Money pick-pocketed by the government.

Fred: Why is it that every time I visit the store, I feel like my pocket gets picked?

Wilma: That's the sales tax, dear. The government can do it legally. But if a pickpocket does it, he goes to prison.

Sales Tax by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011

sales weasel 

A derogatory term for a member of sales staff in a typically corporate environment. This term is often employed by technical staff and customer service, who must support the products that the sales weasels have sold, typically without knowing what the heck they're pushing on the customer.

That slimy sales weasel sold this customer something they didn't need and doesn't work, and now they're chewing my ear off!

sales weasel by redtheda January 13, 2010