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Dude, I s.w.e.d.! Do you?
S.W.E.D by Corrine S.W.E.D March 15, 2007
The act of smoking marijuana everyday. However this is most often misused by fake stoners believing they're cool because they smoke weed.
Blake: S.W.E.D because I'm a gangsta
Tyrone: Nigga shut up your 13 and cried when you got a j-walking ticket
S.W.E.D by Swagmasta420blazeit January 12, 2015

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

s.w.a.d.e.d. 

Smoke weed all day, every day. A combination of swed and swad.
All he does is s.w.a.d.e.d.
s.w.a.d.e.d. by thundaaaa January 19, 2009

S L E W E D 

Sexual.Lifestyles.Ethnic.Whipping.Erectile.Dysfunction

To pay a member of an ethnic community to whip one's testicles for sexual pleasure. Payment can be made by driving a 2010 red ford fiesta or by having sexual intercourse with anything that is considered mainstream.
My mate Glen got S L E W E D last night. He loves it though, he gets S L E W E D every night.
S L E W E D by JOhnTheMR.Funnyman September 6, 2010

s p e e d w e e d 

its ya boi
"its ya boi s p e e d w e e d."