S.O.M.A

Sitting On My Ass

Fleggles: Have you ever tried yoga?
Fleggles jr: I prefer S.O.M.A

by TheGay| Not your regular homo. March 9, 2016

s.o.m.a.

Rectal mucus discharge. "S.O.M.A.", literally, an acronym for "Snot Out (of) My Ass". For individuals with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) or colinitis, this discharge is a common occurrence. The discharge is often following flatulence. S.O.M.A. can, in rare instances, indicate Krohn's disease.

Gentleman recalling a story: "So there I was in the can, I pushed and thought was going to take a dump, and it was a big jelly mess of s.o.m.a.!

by Muroftra February 6, 2008