S.E.D.

Sober Enough Driver. Like a Desinated Driver excpet they drink just not a shit load.

I only had 8 tequila shots tonight because im the S.E.D.

S.E.D. by jamie torbin September 23, 2005

S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder 

When your esophagus produces excess mucus and food sticks to it. Producing a gagging and vomiting reaction while eating.

My friend suffers from S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder and its totally nasty.

S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder by Biggie B December 24, 2006

C O M P R E S S E D 

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

C O M P R E S S E D by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

S.W.E.D. 

Abbreviation for smoke weed every day

Jimmy can s.w.e.d.

S.W.E.D. by lyssaaaa October 30, 2008

S.W.E.D 

Smoke.Weed.Every.Day

Dude, I s.w.e.d.! Do you?

S.W.E.D by Corrine S.W.E.D March 15, 2007

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"

G E K O L O N I S E E R D by Lickwits November 14, 2019