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Shearing 

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.
I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.
Shearing by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!
Shearing the sheep by TehOwner February 27, 2015

sheep shearing 

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
sheep shearing by szilfifa March 11, 2015

dirty shearing 

When a bloke blows his load all over your feet during sex standing up in public toilets
I had a bloke pull a dirty shearing on me last night while we were out downtown and I loved it! No chances of me being pregnant now
dirty shearing by Sendit69style February 10, 2019

shearing the sheep 

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.
"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.
"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."
Shearing the sheep by agentbb February 27, 2015