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S.O.F (Sit On My Face) 

When a woman sits on top of a mans face,placing her vagina on his tongue and other various areas of his face.
When you going to S.O.F (Sit On My Face) ma ?
S.O.F (Sit On My Face) by Rugah October 12, 2011

j's on my feet

J’s is actually a pair of Jordan shoes, and “j’s on my feet” means a person is currently wearing a pair of Jordan sneakers.
I think I can walk all day, because I have j's on my feet
j's on my feet by shiela_72 June 8, 2021

That's a fight on my block 

or "Tha'd be a fight on my block"

A response to a story or anecdote indicating surprise that the altercation did not result in violence, and possibly to imply that not all parties kept it real.
"This mu'fucka running for the bus scuffed my sneaker. Didn't even look back."
"That's a fight on my block."

my hair's on fire 

A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.
"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"
my hair's on fire by Justwrite80 October 29, 2015

my hair's on fire 

an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.
Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!
my hair's on fire by Hair's On Fire December 24, 2007

My neighbor’s house is on fire 

Code phrase for gay sex.
We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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