Séarlas 

(SHAR-LAS)

A name once hidden in mist and folklore.

Mentioned only through whispers in old Ireland, that has bewildered many by both the sweet and powerful sound.

Searlas is both cursed and bless to be T-less.

This gives him immense powers, but comes with the burden of never being able to keep his t shirt on for more than 5 minutes.

Exposing his godly dad bod to all.

The first T:
Shar comes from the ownership of an unforfilled shart, for this god like man knows of no faeces in his farts. Without the T the shart cannot complete and thats even after extra hot taco Tuesdays.

The 2nd T:
The Las is from the last one, without the t he cannot finish. This can be from a story, to a gaming, to indeed releasing his godly seed.

It is rumoured if he ever took part in a marathon that he'd just wonder to the edges of the (circular) earth, procrastinating, farting but never sharting and revaling his white pasty dad bod to the inhabitants of world in a constant struggle to never complete.

For without the T, how can he come last?

It is said that he is forever wondering the celtic hills preaching the good word; the gossip of Shrek and father Marx.

Séarlas defeated Zeus today in battle.,

Séarlas by Shrek get wrecked 321 November 23, 2021

Seaglassing

Slowly walking with the purpose to find sea glass on beaches along bodies of fresh and salt water. The weather produces natural frosted glass. Sea glass can be collected as a hobby and can be used to create jewelry

Today I went seaglassing on the Salish Sea with my dog. I found some wonderful treasures to display and make jewelry with!

Seaglassing by Salish SeaGlass January 6, 2013

seaglass 

Shards of glass originating from bottles and other glass items, discarded into the ocean and smoothed to perfection over many years by the waves, putting a smile on every beachcomber's face.

"Can you believe it?! I found my first red today!!!"
"Red seaglass is so rare.... Congrats!"

seaglass by Богдан May 27, 2017

searlait

A girl named Searlait is a very popular and upbeat person. She tries her best to be there for a lot of people, even if they aren’t close. She has a lot of anxiety and is very organized. She loves herself and her life. She’s very beautiful and good at sports and school.

Guy #1- “Yo dude! Searlait helped me sooo much on that history quiz.”

Guy #2- “Yep, she’s a Searlait all right.”

searlait by 🙌🏻♾🤠 May 28, 2019

Searlsey

Known as the "One Inch Wonder"
Likes arguing too much
Should be a comedian
Likes to blow on a mouthpiece
Kidding love you xx

"Wow look at that guy deep-throating that saxophone, he must be a Searlsey!"

Searlsey by Yahel poop May 18, 2020

Searles 

(n). Only the best ice cream shop in East Greenwich where all of the profits are donated to the food bank, making the business a non-profit company!

"Hey guys, I'm in the mood for something sweet. Where should we go?"
"Searles Olde Tyme Ice Cream on Main! Duhhhh!"

Searles by Searles Brothers October 17, 2008

jake searles 

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.

Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy

jake searles by William Searles November 23, 2013