Ryesexual

A person who is more attracted to Rye bread than other breads (see also: breadsexual)

Also, a person attracted to Ryes, Ryan’s, and Rays, and an occasional Raymond

I’m sorry Jessica, I’m a ryesexual.

by Breadlover323 February 8, 2024

Byesexual

(adj.) Being single for so long that you don't even remember what it's like to have Romantic/Sexual feelings.

A:" I'm byesexual"
B:" you're what?"
A:" I'm lonely as f*ck!"

by anonymous September 30, 2020

Ronsexual

Being obsessed with Ronald weasley

Hey who is you love
Oh I’m ronsexual

by Ron’s wife December 29, 2020

Rapesexual

Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)

Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out

by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

dyesexual

a person who is attracted to people with dyed hair and red flags

Yo did you hear about HeavenlyFather being a dyesexual?

by G12Apollo October 3, 2020

Rapesexual

Some fucking rapist trying to desperately to be valid and accepted that they invent a sexuality so they can excuse their illegal behavior.

1:Hey, what’s your sexuality?
2:I’m rapesexual!
1:I’m calling the police.

by BLIZZYBOI April 10, 2022

Rasexual

Only attracted to people who want a United Ireland

"She's cute but she's a unionist and I'm Rasexual so that's a no go"

by Sgaelic January 13, 2022