A handsome German man, who runs a grocery store. He never has time for the boys because he is too busy spending time and spoiling his lovelywife. He's also a huge fan of the Florida Panthers. MEEEEEEEEEEOW!
Karen: "You're a rude cashier! Let me speak to your manager!"
Cashier: "You mean Rvan? That good-looking man is right there!"
rvanb "рвань" (or Eloreem) is the noun in modern (and ancient) Ukrainian language which indicates excessive laugh with probable shaking as a response to the funny story / action on the Internet.
rvanda is possibly the worst name someone could have. Rvandas are horrible at all video games especially monopoly, Fortnite, and concan. rvandas always think they are right and they never listen to what anyone else has to say.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.