A handsome German man, who runs a grocery store. He never has time for the boys because he is too busy spending time and spoiling his lovely wife. He's also a huge fan of the Florida Panthers. MEEEEEEEEEEOW!
Karen: "You're a rude cashier! Let me speak to your manager!"
Cashier: "You mean Rvan? That good-looking man is right there!"
rvanb "рвань" (or Eloreem) is the noun in modern (and ancient) Ukrainian language which indicates excessive laugh with probable shaking as a response to the funny story / action on the Internet.
rvanda is possibly the worst name someone could have. Rvandas are horrible at all video games especially monopoly, Fortnite, and concan. rvandas always think they are right and they never listen to what anyone else has to say.