An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say '
Doorknob'. If the other person says '
Doorknob' within that small window of
time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob'
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Poot!> "
Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a
KNOB!" etc...