ruven 

Ruven is a name for boys. It's a very modern name. Ruvens are at most very athletic and are loved from girls. They look very attractive and are so romantic. Often they are smart, but sometimes he switch his brain off. But at least they are full of love but only for one person! He can be an asshole to everyone but not to his girl. They are sometimes hyper-active but they can be full of feelings in the same time. They can show there love not very good tof other people.

Ruven is so beautiful and I love the way he looks at me.

ruven by _conney__ January 2, 2017

Ruven 

A handsome gentleman with a charming smile. Has the greatest respect for life and people. A great sense of humor, easy going and modest. A person that believes in all people, until they have proven otherwise, and even then might still believe in you. Gives his heart and soul to the people he cares for. He is either on top of the world smiling ear to ear or underneath it trying to lift still offering his heart stopping smirk. His personality is beautiful and endless. Which is why he's able to get along with so many people, along with being the understanding guy that he is. Ruven respects everyone who deserves it. He's patient, kind, and always willing to help a friend out any way he can. His mind is amazing, full of creativity and pure genius, the only force stronger is his heart. He is the best at making you feel like you are the only person in the world. He holds you when you feel down. He loves you when you do not even love yourself. His humor without a doubt is the wittiest and most clever. He is the most wonderful person you will ever meet. He is selfless, and warm and kind. His sense of humour is incomparable, and his laugh is the sweetest thing you will ever hear. He always puts others before himself. He is the type of person you can’t help but fall in love with.

Synonymous with Perfection.

Wow you know what Ruven’s flaws are? He is TOO good looking.

Ruven by Ruven’s #1 fan April 17, 2022

Ruven 

Caution: A Ruven can cause severe loss of breath, fast heart rate and blindness if exposed to long to his beauty. He is the most adorable and stubborn angel in all of the world. With eyes that out diamonds to shame and the most heavenly of laughs. If you were granted 3 wishes you should use them all to be graced by the sight of Ruven.

Did you hear what happened to the group of people at the park?

Yes, they were struck dead by the beauty of Ruven.

Ruven by Ruven’s #1 fan April 16, 2022

ruven 

Dumbass

You know That guy, such a ruven

ruven by Yeetster5 January 22, 2018

Spite Monkey’s Revenge 

This is where some nasty little heale of a spite monkey usually a teenager or pre-teen has an idea for a definition for Urban Dictionary. They look it up and find your definition of ‘their’ word already in place and approved by a lot of people. True to the spite monkey mentality they immediately hit the thumbs down symbol, they then contact any like-minded losers they call friends and get them to do the same thing. They don’t bother trying to get their own definition accepted but boast about how they beat the fuck out of yours. It’s possible to hope that one day they will actually grow up, but unfortunately so many of them will remain nothing more than disagreeable little snot splatters for their entire lives.

“My latest definition on Urban Dictionary has picked up loads of dislikes, I don’t understand why.”
“It’s the spite monkey’s revenge, mate. Some little turd reckons you nicked their definition and this is a way of getting back at you.”

Spite Monkey’s Revenge by AKACroatalin June 27, 2015

revengicide 

1. A risky act of revenge, committed because the need for revenge is greater than the need for self-preservation.
2. Something you do to get back at someone, even though you know that it will be damaging to you in the end.

Marion: Our organization has an intern working at the White House!
Rob: I hope her name isn't Monica.
Marion: Not to worry, it's a guy.
Scott: Don't forget Hillary! She's probably up for a little political revengicide!

revengicide by ocius1 May 15, 2009

Three Eyed Raven’s Son 

A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.

How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!

Three Eyed Raven’s Son by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022