Rusty Tromblumpkin

A combination on the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which a girl licks the man's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind), and The Blumpkin (a sexual position in which a man takes a dump and simultaneously receives oral pleasure). A modified toilet or a lot of creativity is required.

I received a quite satisfying Rusty Tromblumpkin last night!

I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!

Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!

Rusty Tromblumpkin by Jason Walburn February 20, 2008

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Rusty Tromblumpkin

A mixture between a rusty trombone and a blumpkin.

In a Rusty Tromblumpkin, the male recieves a hand job while depositing feces directly into another person's mouth.

No one talked to Catye anymore since her mouth reeked of feces from giving Matt a Rusty Tromblumpkin.

Rusty Tromblumpkin by Dan Stover January 17, 2008

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Rusty Tromblumpcano

n. The extreme fetish act that involves the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which Partner B licks Partner A's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind) only partner A being relieved is having violent diarrhea and partner B is vomiting into the asshole.

While in Europe, I made a German prostitute give me a Rusty Tromblumpcano after taking a large amount of laxatives.

Rusty Tromblumpcano by Lazerspewpew December 19, 2012

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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