Rusty Carrot 

Giving a man analingus (rimming/ salad tossing/ ass licking) while reaching around his front and gently tapping his testicles together like they are in Newton’s Cradle. The hand motion has likeness to a Carrot In A Breeze. So similar to a Rusty Trombone yet with more sentiment to the global dance sensation.

It grew as a spin off from the Carrot In A Breeze dance craze during after parties in Auckland New Zealand. Since it has been spreading globally recently joining the offerings from Lady-Boys in Bangkok, Thailand. It has also been reported as a fraternity initiation act at a well known US College.

1. Barby gave me the Rusty Carrot last night, man her tongue and tap are the best… 2. Check her out, she can Rusty Carrot me any day!

Rusty Carrot by Marg Fulton November 6, 2013

rusty carrots 

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.

I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!

rusty carrots by vindows wertex September 30, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016