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rustled jimmies
To disturb someone by presenting them with facts/arguments that cause cognitive dissonance and challenge their views.
rustled jimmies by CutFromAbove July 30, 2012
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rusted root
Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.
Huh?
Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.
Huh?
Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.
rusted root by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010
Rusted Cum-Bucket
A person, mainly females, who sucks a lot of dick and gets cumm all over their face. This happens happens to them them a lot making them "rusted", therefore bringing the name rusted cum-bucket.
David: "Damn I heard that girl over there has been jizzed on hella times."
Ludin: "I know shes a real rusted cum-bucket!"
Ludin: "I know shes a real rusted cum-bucket!"
Rusted Cum-Bucket by Ortizey June 3, 2009
Are your jimmies rustled?
jimmies – feelings / thoughts / ego
rustled – hurt / disturbed
unrustled – peaceful / calm
As per Know Your Meme, the expression originated from 4chan in late 2010, and is used by trolls to "convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums".
The expression is an alternate form of "u mad bro?".
rustled – hurt / disturbed
unrustled – peaceful / calm
As per Know Your Meme, the expression originated from 4chan in late 2010, and is used by trolls to "convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums".
The expression is an alternate form of "u mad bro?".
Victim: What the heck is your problem!?
Troll: Are your jimmies rustled?
Victim: ...What is this I don't even—
Troll: *trollface*
Troll: Are your jimmies rustled?
Victim: ...What is this I don't even—
Troll: *trollface*
Are your jimmies rustled? by AgentRev December 18, 2012
Rustled
Rustled by rustleking December 21, 2015
rusted musket
when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust
rusted musket by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009
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