Russian Bolt 

Russian version of Usain Bolt. It is the person who is running away from police, because of alcohol intoxication. It is usually used as an irony.

Look Russian bolt! He is faster than light.

Russian Bolt by Creatura November 18, 2018

Russian Lightning Bolt 

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.

"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

Russian Lightning Bolt by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014