Russellville, AR

A small town in the Ozark foothills. The GOP thrives in this "non-alcoholic" town (although some local businesses have found a way around this by forming clubs wherein you can pay a nominal fee and drink). The only thing more numerous than churches are banks. The local college is Arkansas Tech University, which enjoys the distinction of having the largest number of books in the library arguing that the Holocaust did not happen. Mascot: The Wonderboys. Also home to a large man-made lake, Lake Dardanelle, which serves as a cooling reservoir for the local nuclear plant, which was supposed to go offline in the 60's, and has used up all of it's on-site spent fuel rod storage space. Also known as Russ-Vegas.

I got lost on my way to the bank, but realized it was Russellville, AR, and I just needed to look for a church.

My World History professor was surprised that I had never heard of the Holocaust until I told him I was from Russellville, AR.

When I heard the fish I ate came from Russellville, AR, I was not surprised to find my poop glowed in the dark.

Russellville, AR by nikiheat August 17, 2011

Russellville, Arkansas 

A small southern town in the River Valley region of the vast and populous state of Arkansas. Not to be confused with Dardanelle, the skyline of Russellville shows an intricate array of banks and churches, giving it it's unique character. When walking on the street, one can pick up the distinct smell of animal parts being shredding into dog food at the Rendering Plant. One can also encounter the diverse culture of the Arkansas Tech University campus, consisting mostly of rastas and right wing extremists. If you find yourself at Taco Bell around 1 in the AM, then you can observe these potheads in their natural habitat, munching on ranch Dorito Tacos and listening to Imagine Dragons. The town itself boasts a population of 27,000 people, however with the high number of migrating Mexicans, dumpster babies, nuclear mutations, and hobos, it's roughly the size of Little Rock and Fort Smith combined.

Corliss Williamson: Did you know I'm from Russellville, Arkansas
Everyone Else: No one cares!

Russellville, Arkansas by RastaCakes1234 April 1, 2013

Russellville Arkansas 

A beautiful city that boasts a citizenry that includes Brad or he who shall remain nameless. This blithering idiot used to live in California but the state in its infinite wisdom sent this abomination to Arkansas. Poor Russellville, the quota on idiots must have fallen short, so they had to import some. Brad's only accomplishment is taking in air that could well be used elsewhere.

idiots. Russellville Arkansas

Russellville Arkansas by poorbradandkarma September 17, 2011