Russel Wilson 

The Quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks, who is also owned by the Atlanta Falcons. No matter what he does, he will have a big fat dirty bird dick up his butt.

He is also the owner of the New Orleans Aints

Russel Wilson is a great Seahawk quarterback, and hes taking the seahawks to a Super bowl. He has yet to make the saints relevant as Owner of the New Orleans saints

Russel Wilson by b17 January 31, 2014

Russell Wilson 

the Qb for the seahawks. He just won the Superbowl.

Hes a very decent QB, but he has the best defense behind him. Its a good thing to have that behind you, but he plays every drive like its the final one, so Russell gets my vote over RGIII and Andrew Luck.

its sad that his biggest Idol, Drew Fleas, gets in doggie position awaiting the awesome Wilson and the Seahawks D. (defense you freaks)

in January of 2013, he lost to the Atlanta Falcons. i take pride knowing my team is the only one who beaten Russell Wilson in the post season.

Rise Up

drunk 49ers Fan: We're not the New Orleans Aints! we got 5 rings!

Russell Wilson: and how many rings did you get in the past 5 years?

Drunk 49ers Fan: ..........

Russell Wilson by b17 February 2, 2014

Russell Wilson 

Russell Carrington Wilson (born November 29, 1988) is an American football quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League (NFL). Wilson was selected by the Seahawks with the 12th pick in the third round (75th overall) of the 2012 NFL Draft.2
Drew Brees is his idol to look up to growing up.

Wilson played college football for the University of Wisconsin during the 2011 season, in which he set the single season FBS record for passing efficiency (191.8) and led the team to a Big Ten title and the 2012 Rose Bowl.3 Wilson received the Big Ten Quarterback of the Year award and was named a consensus first-team All-Big Ten and third-team All-American by Yahoo! Sports.4

Wilson played football and baseball for North Carolina State University before transferring to Wisconsin. In 2008, he was named the ACC Rookie of the Year in football and became the first freshman quarterback to receive first team All-ACC honors. Wilson also played minor league baseball for the Tri-City Dust Devils in 2010 and the Asheville Tourists in 2011 as a second baseman.5

Wilson signed a four-year, $2.99 million contract with the Seattle Seahawks on May 7, 2012 and was named the team's starting quarterback on August 26, 2012.67 In his rookie season Wilson led the Seahawks to a 11-5 regular season record and the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, and was voted the Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Year.89

Did you see that touchdown pass from Russel Wilson to Golden Tate in St. Louis?
Yeah, Russell Wilson is the man!

Russell Wilson by David Faustino December 8, 2013

Russell Wilson 

Russell Wilson is the starting quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks in the National Football League. Russell was drafted in the 3rd round 75th overall in the 2012 NFL Draft. He was a star college player, who played for NC state for 3 years, and Wisconcin 1 year being named to 1st team all big ten, and going to the rose bowl. Russell Wilson was very over looked going to the NFL mainly because of his size 5'11''. Russell proved all the doubters wrong, making 2 pro bowl appearances in his first two seasons, while adding 2 super bowl appearances, winning 1. Russell Wilson is a 3x pro bowler who will eventually become known as one of the greatest dual threat quarterbacks ever to play in the NFL.

Did you see the reply of Russell Wilson scrambling around 3 defenders, and find Tyler Lockett wide open for a Touchdown?

Russell Wilson by stanimal51 June 12, 2016

Russell Wilson 

The most freakin cringe football player on the planet. He creates nicknames for himself that are not accurate. (Mr.Unlimited and Dangeruss)
And even worse he got traded to the Broncos so that makes him even more cringe

Jim: Bro Russell Wilson is so cringe
Sarah: I know, he calls himself "Mr.Unlimited"
Jim: That guy needs help

Russell Wilson by bzbbaybwufey hb9y April 15, 2022

Russell Wilson 

A washed up Walmart clearance section cock gobbler. A no good waste of money. Russell Wilson will fake an injury and make excuses when he losses. Go wash out that torn vagina

Russell Wilson is what you will find in the unwanted section of Walmart.

Russell Wilson by Bronchoes Suck October 24, 2022

Russell Wilson 

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.

Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

Russell Wilson by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019