Rumpty dumpty

When you fuck a girl on the top of a wall and shove a firecrackers up her ass and your fist up her pussy.

I had such a good rumpty dumpty with my cousin last night.

by John dahl88 April 29, 2024

Rumpty dumpty

When your feet fly out from under you and you land on your ass and can't walk right afterwards.

She hit that ice and pulled a rumpty dumpty

by Osubjj September 27, 2021