Rumptation

The act of sliding a toothpick with lots of splinters in and out of your urethra. Then using the blood filled splinters as lubricant for the pussy you just cut open with a paper cut on the clit.

Ay yo me and rebecca had some crazy rumptation last night.

by m_landon_52413 January 13, 2020

Premature Remotation

This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.

Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.

While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.

by WordSmithette January 14, 2013

Trumptation

The seemingly inescapable urge to discuss Donald Trump. Much like "yielding to temptation," yielding to Trumptation is known to derail otherwise meaningful conversations. Members of the news media are particularly susceptible.

She can't get through a dinner party without yielding to Trumptation.

by That Chilling Touch February 4, 2020

Rumination

A person who is deeply in thought.

Lost in deep rumination, the girl Is creating a beautiful masterpiece of sculptural abstract art.

by Ehf October 4, 2017

Rumination

In psychology, rumination is when you can't take your mind off of something, often a bitter or negative experience you had in the past, and it still continues to bother you. You try to combat these intrusive thoughts, but they keep coming back no matter how hard you try to push them out. Rumination can be anywhere from a few minutes to an entire hour.

This is often due to a lack of resolution/rectification towards the bitter experience, especially if you failed to take control of the situation.

Rumination can also be about future events or goals, especially a harmful, unhealthy and unrealistic goal that you want to pursue.

The more you ruminate, the deeper the hole you're digging for yourself. It is better to stop ruminating early, or else you might end up in a very unhealthy state, both mentally and physically.

Peter had plans to assemble his Ikea furniture today, but during the assembly his mind wandered off and he started to ruminate about his ex and how she "borrowed" his money but never returned it back, and afterwards broke up with him. He had all these malicious thoughts inside his head and wanted to execute them all, but couldn't get himself to for the sake of his sanity. Peter's rumination costed him an hour's worth of time.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 28, 2021

trumptation marks

Definition: Punctuation marks used to specifically focus attention on a specific item, thought, or action that can then encompass a wide variety of convenient, and often different, definitions at a later date.

Donald Trump used trumptation marks on the words "wire tapping" in a recent tweet yet everyone is questioning his meaning. If you use trumptation marks on the word "automobile" you can at a later date define it to mean "anything with wheels".

by Waynosaurus March 16, 2017

Rumpulation

A combination of rumor and speculation; to base an idea on a very small bit of real information and build hype to a ridiculous level. A prime example of a group that is well know for rumpulations is the Apple community. They catch wind of a tiny bit of information that is "leaked" by Apple and come up with all kinds of wild ideas about the next new iPhone.

Hey, did you hear the rumpulations around the new iPhone 8? They are are going to add a new innovative "headphone" port!

by Rumpulator September 15, 2016