Rumpie Stilt Skin 

A tall-lanky character with reddish hair and unsure eyes. The most noticeable characteristic of Rumpie Stilt Skin is his high pitched voice that is only ever used to say "ill offer you.." Rumpie Stilt Skin will only ever appear when he has an exstange to make. If ever faced in confrontation with a Rumpie Stilt Skin do not be too tempted by what he has to offer you, everything he gives he takes two back.

Rumpie Stilt Skin includes a strand of his hair in ever offer he makes.

You can also use Rumpie Stilt Skin has a nickname for someone who thinks chicken is really epic!

The only way to stop a Rumpie Stilt Skin is to shoot all of his Chickens and use them to feed greedy, cruel children.

"I'll offer you... a strand of hair and the rub of a knee for you to leave" said Rumpie Stilt Skin

Rumpie Stilt Skin by Epic Chicken Shooting March 22, 2017

rumple stiltskin 

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum

his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.

rumple stiltskin by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011

the rumple stiltskin 

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it

yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!

the rumple stiltskin by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

Rumple Stiltskin 

Some goblin ass from a shitty book

That rumple stiltskin mf is a child pedo.

Rumple Stiltskin by bigballer322 May 23, 2022