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i am rumo, lord of all wolpertings
rumo by Lord Rumo March 9, 2005
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Very good friend, providing you keep on the right side of them, however if possed off can be hard get along with them for a while
Rumo was a worlperting
Rumo by mynameis******* February 24, 2019
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Rumor Queen 

Some stupid dumb-ass anonymous bitch/it thingy who has nothing better to do with their life other than make BHMS and GCHS students lives miserable by being annoying and trying to pull off a "Gossip Girl" and spread rumors about students via Facebook
That pathetic Rumor Queen is always posting rumors about me on Facebook.

rumor has it 

A yuppie analog to 'word on the street' A way of conveniently approaching an opinion or rumor without making it sound like you're the only one who thinks it.
Rumor has it you've been sleeping with Ben's ex.
rumor has it by nybor February 19, 2006
A piece of false, slanderous and/or mean-spirited story that somebody tells about someone else. These stories are usually told because the victim of the rumor is smarter, more popular, wealthier, more successful, harder working, or nicer than the person who is spreading the rumor.Said rumor spreader often spreads remors becuase he has become jealous and wants to hurt the person who he is spreading a rumor about.
After John Doe publicly embarrased Matt Snuffy by defeating him in the student government election, Matt tried to avenge his defeat by spreading a rumor that John Doe was a stalker.
rumor by Eugene Martin July 30, 2008

Rumour Train 

A term used to represent the speed and efficiency at which gossip travels. It draws to mind a train carrying rumours on it and depositing these rumours to everyone it passes.

If you find yourself in a situation where gossip is traveling fast, for example, a camp or a small high school, or you find out a news/gossip item that is fairly recent, you then say "Rumour Train!" noting that the piece of gossip is traveling at the speed of a train.

You may optionally say "Rumour Train, WOO WOO" afterwards to emulate the sound a train containing rumours would sound like.
Senior Camper 1: Did you hear Noah and Rachel are foolzing again?

Senior Camper 2: When did it happen?
Senior Camper 1: Last night!
Senior Camper 2: Rumour TRAIN! WOO WOO!

Staff member: I heard you and Miranda were making out at Chapel point after evening program.
Camper: HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?

Staff member: Rumour Train!
Rumour Train by AEPI Jedi May 25, 2010
something that is thought to be true but isn't...spread for shock value or defamation etc...
the best way to stop a rumor dead in its tracks is to ignore it and not let it lend itself credence.
rumor by Velvet January 21, 2005
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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