RumorControl

htrn: I am RumorControl. From now on all rumors, propaganda, counter-propaganda, dis-information, mis-information, inuendoes, lies, damned lies and statistics must be filtered thru me for (de)authentication before being distributed by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic. Distribution of same without prior authorization will result in the immediate revokation of all such privileges. Resistance is futile. All your base are belong to us!

--daDebil
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Jam the computer...trash every lethal machine in the land! --Timothy Leary

RumorControl by daDebil March 5, 2004

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Rumor Control

People who know all the gossip, continues to spread the gossip, and/or starts the rumor.

Penny: Did you hear about so and so? They got caught doing it in the girls bathroom
Giga: Yeah, they called their parents and so and so is getting shipped to a boarding school in Switzerland. Hey Suzy did you hear about...
Suzy cuts in: Red alert! All hands on deck! Rumor Control's got something knew to gossip about!

Rumor Control by Elli Mae July 1, 2006

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