ruler dick 

Penis measuring 12" in length

Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick

ruler dick by LJBee August 7, 2017

Ruler dick 

A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.

1. She say that I got a ruler dick

2. Man I got a ruler dickz

Ruler dick by rymaxam October 26, 2017

magic dick ruler 

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

magic dick ruler by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008

The House Rule of Dick Sizes 

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

The House Rule of Dick Sizes by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

Floppy Dick Rules 

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

Floppy Dick Rules by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

dick length rule 

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

dick length rule by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

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