2 definitions by Edo Alonge
The rubbing together of two fists, thumb-and-index-finger side-in (The side that looks like an asshole), recognizing that the other fellow and you are both, well, assholes.
Monti: I feel like such an asshole. Am I?
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).
by Edo Alonge September 16, 2007
The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.
Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008