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rug doctor 

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an OBGYN. The doctor that takes care of female parts.
Crap, I think I got syphillis from that party last night. I better get it checked out by my rug doctor.
rug doctor by luvsjbs May 11, 2008
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rug doctor 

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And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.
Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!
rug doctor by BioluminescentGoddess November 8, 2010
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Rug Doctor 

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Person who passes out after a night of drinking and uses your floor as a toilet.
Where did that stain come from? The Rug Doctor was here last night.
Rug Doctor by Myrick Rd April 13, 2009
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Persian rug doctor 

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While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.
How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?
Persian rug doctor by theben86 December 3, 2014
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Rug docter

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-Dyke
Sarah is such a rug docter! she needs Jesus!
Rug docter by ;) Shhhhh November 27, 2011
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rugdoctor 

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To clean or vacuum using the 'rugdoctor' range of cleaning products.
If you can vacuum, you can rugdoctor.
rugdoctor by Romano's Slacks January 16, 2011
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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