Rubpole

Abridged version of ‘Rubpole of the Baileys’. Defined as a woman in her 40s and above who gets amorous following consumption of sickly Irish liqueurs. Typically still a member of the Take That fan club, she will treat her husband to one off the wrist whilst thinking about Gary Barlow after a she’s sunk a bottle.

I’m off down Cinderella’s for 80’s night, it’ll be packed with frothing Rubpoles.

by jojubs June 06, 2020