Rubpole 

Abridged version of ‘Rubpole of the Baileys’. Defined as a woman in her 40s and above who gets amorous following consumption of sickly Irish liqueurs. Typically still a member of the Take That fan club, she will treat her husband to one off the wrist whilst thinking about Gary Barlow after a she’s sunk a bottle.

I’m off down Cinderella’s for 80’s night, it’ll be packed with frothing Rubpoles.

Rubpole by jojubs June 6, 2020

rumpole 

A butt plug, bung pole, butt pole. An ass dildo used to stimulate and simulate rear entry. An anal toy prefered by English barristers.

Before standing to deliver his closing arguments, the attorney sat quietly on a portable rumpole placed discreetly on his courtroom chair, and fantasized about his post-court appearance.

rumpole by Lord Flanders January 10, 2006

rumpole 

Ugly looking person with Pok marked face.

Name coined from UK tv series Rumpole of the bailey who Rumpole, a barrister known for his tough cross examinations and rough complexion,paper mach'e drinkers nose and grumpy disposition. Good barrister though god rest his soul...

"heh look at that rumpole sitting over there,nasa could test their luna rover on that terrain...."

rumpole by Derek Danksworth June 24, 2005