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Rubber gloves 

The thing you use when you don't have a condom your size
I've said enough about rubber gloves

Rubber Gloves 

I need to put on some Rubber Gloves so I can do my job dissecting kittens
Rubber Gloves by W.G. II September 8, 2019

Rubber Glover 

Someone who whacks off wearing a rubber glove on their wanking hand
Man, Bens at it again, that guys such a rubber glover lately

Rubber Glove 

When a guy has his penis in a womans vagina, sticks his hand up her ass, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Velvet Glove.
I was fucking her and gave myself the Rubber glove.
Rubber Glove by moobags February 4, 2010

rubber gloved 

The act of having gloved hands shoved violently up ones' anus. Usually forms part of a sexual act, or an airport search.
Jen kept setting the metal detector off at the airport, before she was taken away for a strip search. She vehemently denied ever being rubber gloved.
rubber gloved by Gumba Gumba December 14, 2006

Rubber Glove Love 

When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.
My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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