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A gentrified individual who frequents Santana Row (San Jose, CA "Lifestyle center" mixed-use shopping mall) and espouses it as an enclave of culture and luxury.

Typically these individuals live well beyond their means, purchasing prized luxury handbags while drowning in credit card and student loan debt.
Wanna get drinks at Santana Row?
No, I can't deal with all those Row Ho's, let's go to that star wars bar instead!
Row Ho by tacoraj October 18, 2017
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One sad-ass bitch who rows and thinks she is the best because of it. Full of shit; slapper.
Yo, u seen that mofo row-ho?She a fuckin HO dawg, she think she know it all dude!She says it like she knows, just cuz she rows, but she really a ho, and she thinks I don`t know?!, hell she ain`t even in it 4 the dough!
Row-ho by sum1 who knows (ukw) February 12, 2003

Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this
I front row ho'ed at tonight's concert
Front Row Ho by Crazy ho July 17, 2014
A female who works in the pipeline industry as welders helper or swamper who has sex with anyone or anything as a means to advance threw the work place.
That fucking row hoe ran threw the entire front end after work last night and now shes blowing the weld boss. Bless her slutty little heart.
Row hoe by Douchebag#1 June 16, 2018
(n) 1. white girl who is not part of a sorority but frequently visits fraternty houses on Fraternity Row 2. young lady who performs sexual favors for fraternity boys and black athletes while visitting Fraternity Row 3. trendy wench who dons mini skirts with snow boots and wife beaters; usually carries around a colorful Louis Vuitton bag 4. a wannabe O.C. chick who worships anorexic chicks on Laguna Beach and thinks MTV is a viable source of news; places Ryan Seacrest on Larry King's pedastal
1 & 2. Several Row Hoes marched towards the Sigma Xi house, furious lust flashing in their ocean blue eyes. 3. When Jessica Simpson revealed her raibow Louis on Newlyweds, every Row Hoe on campus started rocking one.
row hoe by Jai Caliwood February 17, 2005

Back row hoe 

Somebody who takes gum out of the back of the package of gum before taking those at the front.
me- Dude I handed her my pack of stride gum and she took from the back row while four perfectly good pieces sat int he front.
Steve- wow what a back row hoe
me- I know right?!
Back row hoe by ((I'm-watching-you)) February 25, 2010

Row House 

Similar to a Project but "nicer". Is usually owned by some jerk faced racist ass white boy (or) a self hating chick who never been to the hood and tries to over take your way of living. They consist of 6,9, or 12 houses on one lot facing each other in a row (e.g.) Row houses.

Similar to a project, but the projects got more privacy. And is probably nicer Since it's owned by the g'vmet.
Another Day at the Bernard Bush Row Houses
Resident: What a lovely day to water the grass under this L.A. sunshine. Oh crap!
Neighbor: Landlord, cuzz.
Landlord: What 'chu doin?
Resident: Watering the grass!
Landlord: Stop watering the goddamn grass because you takin away from my money.
Resident: But we paid you on time.
Landlord: Pay me more money and I'll let you water this grass.
Resident: (hands the bitch the money) Hope you buy more crack wit it too. And fix yo goddamn perm, nigga!!
Landlord: You too, have a blessed holiday :).
(rent on the 1st and 15th is a holiday. Or in my parents case, 10th and 25th.)
Row House by Girl in the window. February 10, 2013
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