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A gentrified individual who frequents Santana Row (San Jose, CA "Lifestyle center" mixed-use shopping mall) and espouses it as an enclave of culture and luxury.

Typically these individuals live well beyond their means, purchasing prized luxury handbags while drowning in credit card and student loan debt.
Wanna get drinks at Santana Row?
No, I can't deal with all those Row Ho's, let's go to that star wars bar instead!
Row Ho by tacoraj October 18, 2017
Words you can keep
One sad-ass bitch who rows and thinks she is the best because of it. Full of shit; slapper.
Yo, u seen that mofo row-ho?She a fuckin HO dawg, she think she know it all dude!She says it like she knows, just cuz she rows, but she really a ho, and she thinks I don`t know?!, hell she ain`t even in it 4 the dough!
Row-ho by sum1 who knows (ukw) February 12, 2003

Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this
Front Row Ho by Crazy ho July 17, 2014
A female who works in the pipeline industry as welders helper or swamper who has sex with anyone or anything as a means to advance threw the work place.
That fucking row hoe ran threw the entire front end after work last night and now shes blowing the weld boss. Bless her slutty little heart.
Row hoe by Douchebag#1 June 16, 2018
(n) 1. white girl who is not part of a sorority but frequently visits fraternty houses on Fraternity Row 2. young lady who performs sexual favors for fraternity boys and black athletes while visitting Fraternity Row 3. trendy wench who dons mini skirts with snow boots and wife beaters; usually carries around a colorful Louis Vuitton bag 4. a wannabe O.C. chick who worships anorexic chicks on Laguna Beach and thinks MTV is a viable source of news; places Ryan Seacrest on Larry King's pedastal
1 & 2. Several Row Hoes marched towards the Sigma Xi house, furious lust flashing in their ocean blue eyes. 3. When Jessica Simpson revealed her raibow Louis on Newlyweds, every Row Hoe on campus started rocking one.
row hoe by Jai Caliwood February 17, 2005

Back row hoe 

Somebody who takes gum out of the back of the package of gum before taking those at the front.
me- Dude I handed her my pack of stride gum and she took from the back row while four perfectly good pieces sat int he front.
Steve- wow what a back row hoe
me- I know right?!
Back row hoe by ((I'm-watching-you)) February 25, 2010

Row House 

Similar to a Project but "nicer". Is usually owned by some jerk faced racist ass white boy (or) a self hating chick who never been to the hood and tries to over take your way of living. They consist of 6,9, or 12 houses on one lot facing each other in a row (e.g.) Row houses.

Similar to a project, but the projects got more privacy. And is probably nicer Since it's owned by the g'vmet.
Another Day at the Bernard Bush Row Houses
Resident: What a lovely day to water the grass under this L.A. sunshine. Oh crap!
Neighbor: Landlord, cuzz.
Landlord: What 'chu doin?
Resident: Watering the grass!
Landlord: Stop watering the goddamn grass because you takin away from my money.
Resident: But we paid you on time.
Landlord: Pay me more money and I'll let you water this grass.
Resident: (hands the bitch the money) Hope you buy more crack wit it too. And fix yo goddamn perm, nigga!!
Landlord: You too, have a blessed holiday :).
(rent on the 1st and 15th is a holiday. Or in my parents case, 10th and 25th.)
Row House by Girl in the window. February 10, 2013
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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