6 definitions by tacoraj

naked pile

The non-specific sex act which involves a several people all having fun, consensual sex with each other in a non-predefined scenario blurring boundaries of sexuality.

"What are you into? Threesomes? Foursomes?"
"I like it all...Naked Pile!"

by tacoraj December 31, 2018

Row Ho

A gentrified individual who frequents Santana Row (San Jose, CA "Lifestyle center" mixed-use shopping mall) and espouses it as an enclave of culture and luxury.

Typically these individuals live well beyond their means, purchasing prized luxury handbags while drowning in credit card and student loan debt.

Wanna get drinks at Santana Row?
No, I can't deal with all those Row Ho's, let's go to that star wars bar instead!

by tacoraj October 18, 2017

6/9

National Sexual Freedom and Exploration Day
A day to celebrate your sexuality, push your boundaries and explore your fantasies openly and with pride.

Alice: "Tomorrow is 6/9! Let's get some new sex toys!"
Bob: "Can I invite my buddy Jim to join us?!?!"
Alice and Bob: *High Five*

by tacoraj April 20, 2018

Tokyo Cheesecake Fucktory

A sort of portmanteau of a restaurant concept that serves Sushi, Cheesecake and tequila/tequila cocktails.

Where you gonna take you ex for dinner?

Tokyo Cheesecake Fucktory!
Uh...yeah...that sounds about right!

by tacoraj October 1, 2017

Java syndrome

Using a single programming language to solve every problem solely because it’s what an organization has always used, and no one will every be fired for using it.

Why are you using PHP to process your analytics?

Java Syndrome!

by tacoraj June 16, 2016

Sideline Number

An disposable phone number one gives to acquaintances instead of ones actual phone number. Used to protect ones identity, reputation or to deflect unwanted advances at the club.

Popularized by RussDiemon's single, "Sideline Number"

I always give tinder dates my sideline number in case they turn out to be crazy!

by tacoraj March 23, 2017