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Roundy-sized 

Because when you are like 6'7" and like 270, you need a seperate class of goods and services in order to sustain life.
Hey bro, can I get 2 of those? But make one of 'em Roundy-sized for the big fella over here.
Roundy-sized by donttasemebro June 30, 2008

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard 

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.
I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.

Champion's Round 

A noun describing the round that will determine who is the best player in a video game be it Super Smash Bros. Rocket League, or any competitive game. The winner of the Champion's Round is the champion for the day and gets bragging rights.
John: "Time for the Champion's Round, monos. Prepare to get whooped."
Anthony: "Ok."

*After the Champion's Round*

Anthony: "I beat you, John! I am the champion."
John: "Whatever, you know I could've whooped your butt if I was actually skilled at video games."

Granny's Round 

A discreet way of mentioning that a girl is on her period.
Girl 1: Whats up?
Girl 2: Granny's round...
Girl 1: aah...
Granny's Round by MaryLauryn July 27, 2011

Sound as a pound in a mound that’s round 

Similar to "Sound as a pound". If something is as sound as a pound, it is very good or reliable.
Boss: This project schedule sound as a pound in a mound that’s round.
Me:

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!