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Round Tripped 

v. To take a trading/brokerage account from nothing to a high amount of money before subsequently losing all of said money again.
Alex: Bro, Iran almost bombed Israel and giant institutional firms just unwound their carry trades on the Japanese yen. My account just went from $2K to $20K!!!

Fletch: Nice man! You going to cash it out??

Alex: Nah, the market's about to crash. I'm goin' for a mil.

(Market recovers, all short positions get fucked, Iran doesn't do jack shit, and account get's blown)

**Next Week**
Fletch: Sup dude? How you floatin'?

Alex: I'm not. Account just Round Tripped. Back to zero.
Round Tripped by realshit225 August 16, 2024
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Round Tripper 

To smack a foe or loved one in the face with a strong open handed downward motion then quickly and without pause reverse the momentum of said smack into an equal or greater strength upward motion back hand to the opposite side of the face.
When I found the asshole that took my last beer I gave that motherfucker a round tripper.
Round Tripper by yOsh 01 December 14, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016