Rothonian

A person who believes that the David Lee Roth era of Van Halen was far superior to the Hagarians who believe that the Sammy Hagar era was superior. The Rothoninans hold a slight majority over the Hagarians, and a huge majority over the almost non-existant Cheroneians.

The dude was a Rothonian to the core, going so far as to wear his best assless chaps to the Van Halen tribute show featuring only songs from the Diamond Dave era.

Rothonian by Tuffmofo September 12, 2026

Rotonian 

A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.

The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.

Rotonian by JZJ April 23, 2006

rotherian 

relating to Jeremiah Rother M.A.

Person A: Well, I would tend to think that,that you'd have trouble finding someone, who may or may not subscribe to this view point.
Person B: That is so rotherian of you to say

rotherian by jujuuuuuuuuuuuuumitaiiiiiiiiii January 31, 2022

Rohanian Cavalry Moment

A moment, as seen in Lord of the Rings which it is named after, where a small army is being slaughtered by a giant army, and a single character (usually a hero/captain or something) appears followed by an army. The cavalry then, with the combined efforts of the original army, defeat/drive back the much larger army with ease.

There are multiple variants of this, for example, a small group of people (20 or so) are attempting to attack a large force of people (anywhere from 100-1000) and they say something along the lines of "we need more men" Then a main character of the story (usually someone who left the group) shows up with a large group of men to reinforce the small group so they may attack and win.

Rohanian Cavalry Moment Example: *SPOILERS* In The Lord of the Rings where Aragorn arrives at Minas Tirith with the army of Rohan and drives the army of Sauron away with the combined efforts of the armies of Gondor and Rohan.

Rohanian Cavalry Moment by Fox Named Baron August 7, 2011

rhonian 

A big boi, capable of obliterating your arm with just a punch, crying is encouraged once done.

Ayow, that’s rhonian right?
Yeah, he just made his friend cry in the center of the mall

rhonian by Watcchamacallit May 7, 2022

rothanyan 

A combination between the lovers Rose and Saithanyan, who sleep together in secret and love each other with all their hearts.

Lilian: “Who’s tie is that on the door?”
Edie: “Oh that’s just Rothanyan obviously”

*furry sounds come from inside the door*

rothanyan by ninyurvasalinaurrr April 6, 2023