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Typically goes by Rose, but has been nicknamed by the many friends she has claimed thanks to her extremely extroverted nature, which sucks in defenceless introverts like a black hole.

Seems like the baddest bitch on the block, somewhat intimidating badass gothic-aligned lady. Despite this, is deep down the biggest softie. Definitely cries at videos of soldiers coming home to their cats. Further, once you've seen her drunk, the original intimidation effect completely fades.
Violently sociable. When entering an area, those in a 10-meter perimeter of Rosbes are 75% more likely to be befriended by her than by others.

Rosbes are naturally gifted at baking. Great at kneading buns, especially if of the JimJim variety.
Person A: Did I see you talking to Rosbes earlier? She looks so intimidating!

Person B: Rosbes? Nah, no way! Actually really friendly and definitely sleeps with squishmallows, she told me so when I first met her.

Person C: One hell of a baker too. Shame about that Jim fellow, though. Guess you have to sacrifice a lot for a successful bakery.
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Rumble Roses 

Rumble Roses is an all-female wrestling game from Konami, which takes the WWE Smackdown gameplay engine, and basically, cashes in on a Konami protocol pertaining to the overall beauty of gorgeous female characters.

Rumble Roses received horrific reviews, but fuck them I say. Rumble Roses is pure cheesecake. With 10,000 polygons per character (each of whom are cute, hot, or beautiful, depending on your perspective), loads of secrets, and the best wrestling engine in the business, you really could do worse.
"Dixie Clemets is my favorite rose. -^-^- But so is Bloody Shadow, 'cause I have a thing for female ninjas.....ahh, I can't make up my mind, once again...^.^ "
-me
Rumble Roses by Dave December 28, 2004

blue roses 

1.A flower consider a rarity, something florist strive for
2. Something shrouded in mystery, implausible, unattainable,un-natural
3. symbolism in literature, and media as something mysterious and impossible
4. hope for a unattainable love
1.john won best in show at the flower show for his blue roses
2. to find the cure for cancer is consider a blue rose
3. in the glass menagerie blue roses was the misunder girl named laura
4. he sent her blue roses everyday in hope she would respond.
blue roses by demons January 22, 2009

Nico Rosberg 

Finnish-German Driver that won 2016 Formula One World Champion. Son of 1982 Formula One World Champion Keke Rosberg. Drove for Williams 2006-2009, and finally for Mercedes 2010-2016 when he retired.
Nico Rosberg is 2nd, he takes the championship 34 years after his father.

-David Croft, 2016 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
Nico Rosberg by Actun March 15, 2021

POBRs (Political Operatives in Black Robes)

A POBR is an individual who purports to be an impartial judge in a court of law but is not. A true impartial judge weighs the facts and evidence and applicable statutes and laws first then forms an opinion second. A POBR starts first with their opinion which supports a personal political agenda of theirs which is then followed by a (frantic) search for some sort of legal justification. The POBR is a political activist first and may hold the title of judge, but is not a judge in the true sense of the word.
When the Pennsylvania Supreme Court decided September 8, 2020 in a 5-2 decision to allow "the approval of unmanned drop boxes" and an "extension of the deadline for receiving mail-in ballots" in the 2020 Presidential election, all the Democrat state supreme court justices were doing was making it easier for the Democrats in their state to create and cast fraudulent ballots to tilt the election in favor of the Democrats. The Pennsylvania state supreme court justices are rightly maligned as POBRs (Political Operatives in Black Robes). They are not true judges. That is, they are posers. They are imposters which who have earned the harshest possible criticism.

Oh, Moses, smell the roses 

For God's sake, get a clue
Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!

doghouse roses 

When you've fucked up and pissed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party's house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. If you're lucky and she's sweeter than your dogass deserves, she'll accept the roses, invite you in, and you'll have hot makeup sex. From a collection of short stories of the same name by musician Steve Earle.
Wife's sister: "You stupid piece of shit, you've really pissed her off this time. If she kicks your sorry ass out, you richly deserve it!
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."
doghouse roses by lexiphanic February 20, 2010