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Wow, your a real roodle for eating my couch again Doodle.
Roodle by Doodleowner84 October 21, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
36 foot shlong,
loves: fortnite, kristan

shit in someone's yard
ayden: "roodle so adorable."
colby: "that man has a big shlong"
jordan lewis: "fuck me in a lamborghini."
Related Words
roodles roodley Roofles Roogle roddle Roddled Roofless Rodlet Rodley rondletig

Fondle the rondle

Fondling the male genitals, as in, penis.
At home late at night, a male and female are watching a movie.

The male says - "If you want to, you can fondle the rondle"
The female says- "OK, that sounds like fun. Let's get horny"
Fondle the rondle by JUMJUMS October 29, 2011

Roadlesstaken

Noun. A top blogger on xanga. Is an A-List xangan who is often featured on the front page of xanga (read: every time he makes a post). Also known as: xangalebrity.

Noun. A fuckin' pimp.
Roadlesstaken is such a ladies man. He's visiting this hot girl from xanga tomorrow.
Roadlesstaken by axangan January 24, 2010
Roofles=ROFL; so funny; omg hilarious;Used by people on online games
You Did what! Roofles!
roofles by TRigger Happy January 20, 2005
1. A cross breed between two grains. Rice and noodles. Thus giving us roodles. This substance is legendary, and can only be consumed at moderate amounts.
Roodles are the perfect side dish! :]
roodles by nhan January 11, 2008
A child that thinks they're a roadman but is actually a pussy ass bitch.

They are commonly seen in cities and are distinguished by their "designer" clothing and mountain bikes.

Almost all groups of roadlets have at least one member who is constantly wheelie-ing.
There was a group of roadlets wheelie-ing outside of McDonald's last night.
Roadlet by Fabe Scott April 22, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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