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36 foot shlong,
loves: fortnite, kristan

shit in someone's yard
ayden: "roodle so adorable."
colby: "that man has a big shlong"
jordan lewis: "fuck me in a lamborghini."
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roodles • roodley • Roofles • Roogle • roddle • Roddled • Roofless • Rodlet • Rodley • rondletig

Fondle the rondle

At home late at night, a male and female are watching a movie.

The male says - "If you want to, you can fondle the rondle"
The female says- "OK, that sounds like fun. Let's get horny"
Fondle the rondle by JUMJUMS October 29, 2011

Roadlesstaken

Noun. A top blogger on xanga. Is an A-List xangan who is often featured on the front page of xanga (read: every time he makes a post). Also known as: xangalebrity.

Noun. A fuckin' pimp.
Roadlesstaken is such a ladies man. He's visiting this hot girl from xanga tomorrow.
Roadlesstaken by axangan January 24, 2010
Roofles=ROFL; so funny; omg hilarious;Used by people on online games
You Did what! Roofles!
roofles by TRigger Happy January 20, 2005
1. A cross breed between two grains. Rice and noodles. Thus giving us roodles. This substance is legendary, and can only be consumed at moderate amounts.
Roodles are the perfect side dish! :]
roodles by nhan January 11, 2008
A child that thinks they're a roadman but is actually a pussy ass bitch.

They are commonly seen in cities and are distinguished by their "designer" clothing and mountain bikes.

Almost all groups of roadlets have at least one member who is constantly wheelie-ing.
There was a group of roadlets wheelie-ing outside of McDonald's last night.
Roadlet by Fabe Scott April 22, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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