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Expression shouted when a fat, bald man is seen or in particular when you see the actual Rolf itself.
Haha, look at that rolf!

(Upon seeing Rolf) ROLF! (run away)
ROLF! by Milto-crew July 11, 2007
Originally meant to be ROFL, which stands for "Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing", it gradually turned into ROLF because it rolls off the tongue easier.
ROLF. The fuck is that? It's so funny.
ROLF by SilveradoColorado January 31, 2019
Rolling On Laughing Floor
THe floor is laughing while we are rolling on it
ROLF by ELyse November 5, 2004
that weird fucker from ed edd & eddy
edd: hello rolf
rolf: hello edd boy
rolf by poopfaceeeeeeeee August 25, 2014
An annoying show off who thinks he is cool.Most Rolfs like to climb thing to impress people.Are usually cute,blonde and short and from Finland. They will ruin their lives by trying to be cool.
Look at that guy climbing a tree,he is being such a Rolf.
I know he is such a dork.
Rolf by bearcupcake November 4, 2011
a very sexy goddess
wow have you seen that guy his name is rolf
Rolf by OFFICIAL ROLF FAN CLUB December 12, 2019
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