rokos modern life 

a tv show in the 90's that most of us loved. our parents also liked this show but they were laughing at in for a diffrent reason. there were very bad subliminal messages in the show. for example in one episode there was a town called ballzach
and in another a character named phill the turtle touches the character hef a cow and makes hef angry. phill says sorry but heff stays angry. what would make a cow that angry? what would make you that angry?

rokos modern life a tv show in the ninteys that we all loved

rokos modern life by angelo catalano August 27, 2006

Teddy Roosevelt 

First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.

"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."

Teddy Roosevelt by SirGiggles February 15, 2017

Theodore Roosevelt 

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.

Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

Theodore Roosevelt by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020

trade rooks with 

1. The act of sexual intercourse with someone else.
2. Exchanging your towers (rooks) in chess with your opponent.

From The Queen's Gambit:
Margaret: Is there anyone you've met, that you would like to trade rooks with?
Beth: I mean, I trade rooks all the time.
(giggling)
Margaret: I bet you do.

trade rooks with by BRUVTGER October 25, 2020

Trading Rooks 

A chess term meaning exchanging of Rook with your opponent's rook during a chess game.

Trading Rooks was used in the Limited series of a chess movie titled The Queen’s Gambit.

Trading Rooks also means getting Involved in an intimate relationship or entanglement.
I had to exchange my rooks as the king side was getting exposed.

May I know whom you are trading rooks with? I.e May I know whom you are in a relationship with?

I heard you and Joy traded rooks in 2010. How true is that?

Trading Rooks by FawolizzoChess October 27, 2020

President Roosevelt

One of the greatest presidents in American history no matter which one you're talking about :P

Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "President Roosevelt was amazing."

Blind Democrat: "You'd better mean Franklin because that stupid Theodore was a racist Republican."

Blind Republican: "You'd better mean Theodore because Franklin was a flaming Welfare loving social justice warrior."

Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "No, I mean both because both were great and put country over party. Without either of them, you both would possibly have been CHILD SLAVES, slaves to large businesses, eating poisonous food, drinking unclean water, and if all of that somehow didn't manage to kill you, then you'd die well before you could use Social Security to keep yourself alive and long lived."

Blind Democrat and Republican: "CUCK!"

President Roosevelt by SomewhatOfALibertarian January 18, 2017

Rookshow 

(Noun) A person who is such an amateur at something that it is embarrassing.

Guy 1: Alex puked after drinking 2 beers last night.

Guy 2: What a rookshow!

Rookshow by gjs5859 August 14, 2014